Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
that was as smooth as fuck
Cutest fucking alien in existence
You sure about that
Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post
And belted the crap out of the Whovians
Four for you, Stitch fandom.
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
Via The Best of Humor & Entertainment
fun fact: statistically girls are more likely to get pregnant than boys
unless you’re reading fanfiction
or if you’re a seahorse
Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.